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Left out: Living in the ‘burbs

By Valerie Menowsky

Okay! I confess! Last time someone asked me where I’m from, I nonchalantly answered, “New
 Orleans,” knowing full well the impact that name has on people around the world, especially after
 Hurricane Katrina. I confess that this wasn’t the truth, but to paraphrase the great Edwin Edwards, haven’t
 you ever told an itty bitty lie?

A little corner of paradise. (Photo by Valerie Menowsky)

!’m actually from River Ridge, the small, unincorporated suburb of ranch and split-level homes
 lying outside the invisible line enveloping New Orleans. So why lie? Because it sounds
 so much cooler to mention my home as The City That Care Forgot, the Big Easy, the land
 where children, wearing various patterns of plaid, walk under umbrellas of oaks passing homes
 described as shotguns and camelbacks.

I mean, why would anyone admit they live in the conventional sprawl of Kenner, Harvey, 
or Westwego with street names like Hester, Wilty, and Central, when they could thrive in
neighborhoods with the ancient names of Bywater, Garden District, or Marigny, their poetic
street names sunk into the sidewalks with blue tiled letters: Royal, Piety, and Octavia?

I recently returned to River Ridge after living 25 long years in other suburbs around the country. 
I didn’t drive up and down Veteran’s Highway to see how Target had replaced Maison Blanche 
in the Clearview Shopping Center or walk through the Hometrends, Mainstays, Sterlite aisles of 
Kenner’s new cookie-cutter Walmart.

No, I was compelled to feel, once again, the swing and
 sway of a streetcar ambling up Carrollton around the curve of the river bend and onto St. Charles 
Avenue. And the passion of picking the perfect fleur-de-lis pin under a tent, under the oaks, amid 
the strains of jazz and the aroma of shrimp crepes at Palmer Park made me giddy.

Resettling with my mother in our house of 47 years, I asked her, “Why did you and Dad move to
 the suburbs instead of staying in the city?”

When my father accepted a position at Xavier University back in 1962, we first rented the upper 
level of an apartment on Carrollton Avenue, right across from Lafayette School where I attended
 first grade. I remember the arched façade of the screened-in porch, a detail which resonated in 
the throughways between the rooms inside. And that the huge bathroom tiled in a sea of small
 black and white squares was a perfect slippery stage for a child’s fantasy ballet. I remember the
 purple of Katz and Bestoff on the corner of Claiborne where men and women stood in
 groups fanning themselves while waiting for the bus or streetcar to sprinkle them around the city.

I remember dressing in my best patent-leather shoes and gloves to shop for fabric at Krauss
on Canal Street, catching a spray of Jungle Gardenia from the perfectly teased-hair ladies who 
called me “Darlin’” and “Sugar” and buying a luscious, irregularly shaped chunk of white
chocolate at the base of the escalator in D.H. Holmes. And I remember driving out to the
Lakefront to eat boiled crabs at Fitzgerald’s, watching the hypnotic waves lap against the mossy 
steps while impatiently waiting for dusk to turn to night to see the Mardi Gras fountain spray bursts of green and purple and gold into the humid, brackish air.

But my favorite memory was of a small, white-columned eatery a little further along Carrollton
where everyone sat on round, twirly stools and the black men behind the counter tore the paper 
tips off the straws and offered the exposed, colored plastic for us to pull out ourselves and place
 in our fruit freezes as they yelled our hamburger order to chefs slapping patties of meat on greasy 
griddles.

Camellia Grill keeps her anchored. (Photo by Valerie Menowsky)

“Why did you and Dad move to the suburbs instead of staying in the city?” I asked, wondering
 how different my life would have been had they bought a raised cottage in Mid-City or a double
 Uptown, the porch enveloped in Pink Perfection camellias and arched crape myrtles. I could
 have grown up feasting on Frenchulettas at Liuzza’s every Saturday afternoon or maybe walked
 in my saddle oxfords to the Academy of the Sacred Heart, anxious for my debut during Carnival 
season.

“Why did you and Dad move to the suburbs instead of staying in the city?”

“We couldn’t find a house that we could afford that was big enough for our baby grand piano,”
 she answered.

My musical parents eventually added on to their spacious, affordable suburban home in order to
 add a second baby grand, when Dad left Xavier to teach piano and voice from home — something
 that would have been difficult to impossible in many of the older style of homes crammed side 
by side in the city.

A friend of mine grew up on Napoleon Avenue in a beautiful, white, three-story home with steps 
that swept down to the dark green, confederate jasmine-covered ground like Scarlet O’Hara’s 
petticoat. She attended St. Andrews, Newman, Harvard, and Tulane. Her father was a member
 of a Carnival krewe and some years they invited us to the balls, where we sat in the balcony of the 
Municipal Auditorium watching the silken pageantry below. They only knew their neighbors
 to the right and left, and recognized them as eccentric but lovable while keeping an eye on the
 crack house behind them. They generally regarded the ethnic differences and cultural inequities of 
their neighborhood with … indifference. It was all part of the ambiance of living in New Orleans.

When my colleague Maria moved to New Orleans, she was drawn to the Carrollton area by
the architecture, “the romance of the streetcars and the proximity to an intellectual and diverse 
community.”

Buses cruising up and down Airline Drive aren’t romantic, but they’re functional.
 A Sikh family lives two houses down. But proximity to an intellectual community? How does
 one feel that in a neighborhood? Do satellite campuses of UNO and Tulane dotting Elmwood
Business Park count?

Let it be known that Maria did give up her romance and diversity to move to River Ridge
expressly to raise her young son in the safety of the suburbs after her divorce. However, now that her son is grown and getting ready for college, her house is for sale as she puts out feelers for
 the perfect Uptown rental. Apparently one can only survive intellectual stagnation and lack of 
cultural diversity for about as long as it takes a child to go through elementary and high school.

Don’t get me wrong, my house is my home. It doesn’t have columns or wedding cake filigree
under the eaves, but it does have a fountain and a persimmon tree. We know most of our
neighbors in their freshly painted houses with newly installed, plastic windows that open easily 
to clean. And many have found it necessary to enclose their too-small-for-today’s-large-car-
garages to make extra living spaces.

It’s home, but it’s the epitome of a suburb, where, like suburbs around the country, much of the
 architectural flavor, multicultural ambiance and general “feeling” of the bigger city 
doesn’t cross the parish line.

It’s a nice house, but it’s not a funky, multicolored shotgun of the bohemian Bywater. 
It’s functional, but it lacks the character of the richly ornate architecture of the fragrant Garden
District. It’s pretty, but not as seductive as the hidden luxurious inner gardens between the
connected quarters on the quiet backstreets of the Vieux Carre. When I walk my dog around the 
block, it isn’t quite the same as jogging with him on the neutral ground, or dodging Frisbies in Audubon Park.

And when I hear my city friends talk to one another, they seem to have a kind of collective
consciousness about what’s going on in New Orleans. It’s like the gossip and hearsay is
transmitted by the moss and ivy from double to double and shotgun to shotgun. Our geographic 
differences of just a few miles leaves me feeling culturally barren, as if the ride out Earhart 
somehow affects the rhythm of my heart, making me innately different from within. I’m close 
enough to enjoy all the benefits of the city, but was doomed to never be a part of it when my
 parents found a house in the suburb big enough for their baby grand piano.

So what is the etiquette for naming your hometown? Do you mention the suburb first, then, upon
 the responding quizzical look, name the bigger city? When I told people I was from Tampa,
 I was really living in Odessa. And when I said I was from Tulsa, the truth was that I actually 
lived in Broken Arrow.

Is there a certain amount of shame to living in the suburbs? What does
 it reflect about me that whenever we moved, we settled in Sugar Land instead of Houston,
 McMurray instead of Pittsburgh? Was it fear? Was it economics? Or was I perpetuating and
 replicating something instilled in me when my parents chose their first and only home in the 
suburbs of New Orleans? A domicile that was spacious enough to bust open and grow to make
 room for two baby grand pianos.

So I live in River Ridge, a suburb of New Orleans. A nice, safe neighborhood conveniently close 
to Home Depot, Kmart, Best Buy and a variety of franchised restaurants. Where there’s a CVS
 or Walgreens on every corner, car dealerships by the mile, shopping malls and plenty of parking.
 We have our very own Café du Monde on Veteran’s Highway and … did I mention plenty of parking?

However … my saving grace is a place tucked under the shadow of oaks, where you can sit on
 round, twirly stools and pull your very own straw from its white paper cover to place in your
fruit freeze while a man shouts your order to a chef slapping patties on a greasy griddle…and it’s
 only 15 minutes from the burbs.

River Ridge resident Valerie Menowsky submitted this article to NolaVie.

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